WHAT'S LIONO, DADDY?
   
 

listen son. there are times in a man's life when he can feel inadequate, weak and humiliated. it's ok to have these feelings and not be ashamed about it. however, these things have a place. and that place, son, is behind closed doors. don't alow the world to see how all the shame and bitterness towards other seemingly stronger men has crippled you. put on a brave face as you repress all the sadness. let the world be won over and charmed by the acceptance you demonstrate in your everyday life. wear a smile, and the world will smile with you.

but no man can keep this farce up forever, and there comes a time when the frustration you are feeling can't be contained any longer. when this time comes, use it to go to that private place we discussed, and go there in solitude. this is the place where you can consume liono. but dont you dare consume it in my household, son. ever. and i dont want you to tell anyone that we have had this conversation.