The Japanese apparently use the same word for 'opportunity' and 'crisis'. Soon you will be able to experience a similar kind of mix up in Britain, specifically at Plymouth College of Art and Design, who have been kind enough to allow the practitioners of LIONO to use their hilarious looking building to house the first LIONO installation, 'liono lapdance'. There will be those amongst us who will have been thinking, 'when can I have my own personal ten minute LIONO recording made specifically for me, by the Lion himself, in front of my weeping eyes that I can thrust into my own face repeatedly, whenever I feel like it, again and again and again, until I bleed?'

Well the answer is from 14th - 26th April 2008.

This experience will cost you only £10, book an advance placement now using email, this will help the personalisation process that will increase the intimacy, not only of the session itself, but of the Compact Disk that will document your LIONO experience. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity / crisis.